What's up everybody.  The weather has been rather nice recently!  Of course, that's with the exception of the crazy wind we got yesterday.  The cold wind penetrated my leggings, and molested my legs.

Recently I gained a ridiculous 10lbs.

MY LIFE IS RUINED = =

I know a good amount of people who say "I eat a lot, but I can't gain weight".

When I look at the scale, I can't help but call bullshit.

I munch on some snacks, and suddenly I'm +10lbs.

Anyhow, I've been eating more veg as apposed to salted cracker nuts :'(

My one true love.

The only thing that bothers me about eating salad is the prep work.

In all fairness, it's just cutting up vegetables, but compared to tearing open

a bag of crisps, it's much more "strenuous".

*LAZY*

To ensure that I stay on my diet, I've been tracking my meals and exercise

on MyFitnessPal (on Android).  I have a habit of just eating a lot when I'm entranced on the computer screen.  Overall, massively helpful.

If you wanna be diet buddies HYUK

User: VINTAGEHIME

My "pet dog" is so cute :')

I've been going out for walks with her since the weather is so lovely.

 It's nice to admire the pretty flowers while strolling around the 'hood.

A few weeks ago, I was a little bit obsessed over matcha stuff,

so I started to bake some goodies.

 Needless to say, I have since stopped ... stupid scale said I was FAT.

On another note, please vote for my friend by liking this picture on

FACEBOOK

She would mucho appreciate it.

Tis all for now

-pk  

Pie Day was a month ago, and I've finally found the will to update you all on what happened :D

Did I manage to win the pie recital?

Did my friend finish eating the pie in the pie contests?

Did either one of us manage to achieve redemption for the face of all calc students?

LET'S FIND OUT!

 

 My friend, Winnie, donated enough money to participate in the pie eating contest.

Based on the participants of the pie eating contests, 

I learned two things:

1.Very few people want to donate to the

math department

2.Men are not very generous.

All four of the contestants were girls, and all of them 

donated less than $5 pfft

Her mission was to be the first to finish eating the beast above - with nothing but her face.

DUN DUN DUN

The MCs realized some 2 minutes into the contest that

everyone would be sitting there until July at the rate the girls were 

pie eating with their faces.

The girls were given the okay to eat with their digits,

and hands immediately dug into the slimy apple goo.

All but one girls began to slow down....

...and this chick won.

 

Damn, was I pissed!  I was cheering Winnie on!

We were supposed to win together, and pie teachers together :'( 

At the same time, I was glad she didn't win, because

that shit isn't pretty!  

 

If I were a dude, I would not touch a girl who

wins an eating contest.  Sorry if that offends you, but, c'mon.

^ DOES that shit look sexy?  Hmmm?

That's what I though.

 

Good on that girl for going beast though. *clap clap clap* :)

 

(I don't mean the winners face is ugly in case anybody gets defensive,  I'm talking about shoving food into your mouth at that rate)       

I was standing behind stage waiting to recite pi.  It was only 

then that I realized the severity of the situation.

I was up against the most powerful math specimen of all time

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THE FOB

In all fairness, the participants backstage might have

been CBCs (Chinese born Canadian), but how many CBCs would

voluntarily participate in a pi recital?

I'm an exception, because I'm a maverick KEKEKEKE

I'm looking at the sheets that some of the kids are holding,

and they've got numbers written down that I haven't memorized yet.  T o T;;

I was thinking:

"Oh shit, I'm so screwed.  They're gonna

annihilate me with their FOB powers."

The first contestant screwed up REALLY quickly.

One of the male contestants recited numbers at light speed, but was asked to slow down.

A girl in a purple sweater recited a LOT of numbers - I was afraid that I couldn't beat her.

They called my name.

I grabbed a chair and sat down.

"3.14..... 95.."

"That's enough

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you win!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!  FOBS AIN'T GOT SHIT ON MEEEEEEE.

I asked somebody to help me take pictures of the pie-ing, but I had set

my camera on manual focus, and she didn't now how to

take snaps :(

Sorry, folks.  I'll see what I can snag from

some yearbook kids if they let me LOL

Anyhow, I pied my calc teacher and won a chocolate TI calculator.

THAT WAS MY PIE DAY

Have a good one.

-PK