THREADBANGER IS BACK ON YOUTUBE! :'D makes me so happy. If you don't know about Threadbanger, it's all about the DIY!

I'm going to share some random pictures to compensate for my away-ness. My goal is to blog more when I get back to school. During summer, all I want to do is enjoy the sunshine, but during the shitty Canadian whether of the school year, it's easier to do these online things.

Meet Ellie the spider

Meet Asshole McLeafblower

Asshole McLeafblower wrecked Ellie's home. Stupid Asshole McLeafblower
*shakes head in disappointment*

Attempted a morning jog. Quickly found I was dehydrated and
out of shape

I have a deep love for street signs.
steal me one. Just kidding, please don't.


It seems very commercial to have
seasonal things out 2 months early


Discovered them adding the final touches at 8 in the morning.


It matches. Discovered my love for bagels over summer. So good!

-pk

I apologize in advance for complaining about the parental unit again.

My mom is getting on my nerves again. I can't emphasize how much I think she says unnecessary things. She's always telling me thing that = "You are a disappointment". Like most people, I don't like going to the doctors. My mom keeps questioning why I "Don't trust doctors". I have 3 reasons

• Usually use unnatural drugs - Although drugs offer temporary relief, in the long run, they probably weaken the human body. However, I'll take meds if I feel like no home remedies will fix me.
• My doc gives me the impression that he just wants to get paid. My doctor is a fucking asshole, and he's too fucking happy all the time. He's seems like the type of guy who is chipper all the time for no goddamn reason. On top of that, he keeps commenting on my sisters first name, Ferlynn (which is read as fair-uh-lin, not fur-lin). It's not super common, but it's not particularly pretentious = = He kept spewing bullshit about how she will get bullied for having that name. Seriously, what the fuck? At least her name isn't L-a (Ledasha).
• It's a pain to leave the house for an hour to get 5 minutes of advice. Seriously, there's practically nothing to say each time I go to the doctors. Maybe it's because I'm lucky enough to not have many problems, but it's like I'm going there for nothing =3=

My mom also has a habit of saying I'm just like my grandpa, who she deeply hates. Tip to parents around the world, DON'T FUCKING INDIRECTLY SAY "I HATE YOUR DIRTY MONKEY ASS, YOU'RE JUST LIKE [insert identity with negative connotation]" WHENEVER YOU'RE HAVING A SHIT TIME WITH YOUR CHILD, 'KAY? Goddam. This is why I can't respect my mother, because she never respects me.

NOTE TO PARENTS: A s my friend has said before, if you feel that your kid's performance is sub par, that's your failure as a parent. In a sense, your child is an appendage of your person. If you knock something over with your right arm, you don't start yelling at your arm; It doesn't have an identity. You blame yourself because you control it. Although a child technically does have an identity, they will act based on the values they are taught.

Another thing that irritates me, she thinks I've got what it takes to get a scholarship. I'm not fucking getting one. I know she loves me, and wants me to be successful (which I'm somewhat skeptical of, because I think she's just living her life through me), but we have to be realistic: I'm just not that smart. My grades are decent at most, but I'm not even hitting 90%+ for my courses. It's just so fucking stressful and shitfilled for her to think that I can. I don't want her to have these expectations for me. They aren't flattering, and just remind me of how I'm shit. I know for a fact that I'll have to pay my way through post secondary, and that's assuming I'll get in. To be honest, I really don't want to have these pressures in my life. Regardless of whether my mom knows it or not, I live in the present. I've never been the type to plan far ahead to the future.

rant over

time to sleep

My mom found one of my old masterpieces. Nothing particularly impressive, but I'll always remember this project from preschool. From what I can piece together out of my memory, kids were told to sit at a table where craft supplies were prepared, and for whatever stupid reason, I sat myself down at a table nobody else sat at. It didn't take long before the laughter of other kids ate away at me, and I started to cry. Then again, I've always been the type to cry easily; That's just who I am. The teachers asked if I wanted to sit at a different table, but I stuck to my gun (because that's also who I am, stubborn). Of course, I eventually gave in and moved "orz

Does anybody else own their childhood artworks?
I'd love to see them!

Tired
-pk =3=

Long time no blog, eh? Before you continue reading my entry, I'd just like to remind you that I MYSELF AM A PRETTY STUCK UP PERSON. Very much a "I'mma let chu finish . . ." type of gal, but

Recently I've noticed a trend in the personalities of siblings. The younger sibling is almost always brattier and more stuck up. Of course, I don't meant that this always holds true, but it does seem to be reoccurring. After speculating this idea, I began to think about why this may be:

1. Younger sibling is being a bitch because their older sibling bullied them

That's a thing, right? Acting with a vengeance as if you were making up for something. Kind of like people who were sexually assaulted as children. They tend to be more likely to grow up as sex offenders themselves. If your older brother or sister always bullied you, maybe you would feel the need to abuse those around you, because you feel that it's normal and acceptable to inflict pain.

2. Younger sibling was always fed very strong opinions as a child

I know a lot of people who just sponge up things they are told, and stick to them. Form my perspective, this particular species of people rarely seem to form their own opinions; Sheep.
Say for example person X grows up constantly being told that . . . I don't know, "People who drink coke are disgusting pigs." These kids might grow up feeling better than anybody who drink cola. From this, you formulate a condescending bitch with a chronic bitch face.

3. You were a neglected child

Your parents didn't love you as a kid, and thus you hate everybody and everything else. Everything pisses you off. You are filled with piss. You are a jar of piss. You are piss. Nothing makes you happy. Mainstream music? Stupid! Reality TV? Go home? Follow trends? Puh-leez! Laughing? Overrated! People? Gross! Breathing? Get away from me! Life? Stop it.

4. You're a fucking hipster

You tea loving, SLR hugging, underground adoring sluts! Those are just stereotypes, but to me, "hipster" can be somewhat of an abstract idea OTL Apparently people try to be hipsters now a day, which I really don't understand. Based of the definitions that urban dictionary offers, it means your a jobless bloke who loves cheap beer. I don't know, I guess that's what kids my generation love. ANYWAYS, there's probably a greater chance of you becoming a stuck up hipster if your a younger child, because you feel the need to differentiate yourself from your older sibling.


OKAY, THAT'S MY LITTLE RANT FOR TODAY! NEED NACHO CHIPS NOW, BYEEEEEEE
-le pk