Robson and Granville

I had some errands to run, so I found myself wandering around Downtown Vancouver on

a gorgeous sunny day :)  My favourite part about the summer season - blue skies.

Do you do that?  Just wander around the city.  There's something so

exciting about finding small "gems" throughout the city.

Interesting architecture, charming city people, and unexplored food journeys.

It's a damn shame, but I haven't been doing much photography recently.

I admit that I'm mediocre at best, but there's something so pleasing about snapping photos.

Inside Waterfront Station

  

Waiting for somebody at Waterfront Station.

Can I we just take a moment to appreciate how damn wide

the lens on the Canon Powershot S110 is?

I lurv it

JJ Bean Coffee

I walked passed this coffee shop that had grass on the roof.

Does that make the roof rot?  I don't know :p  

I don't fix that stuff for a living.

Either way, it still looked pretty rad.

At McDonald's

I thought I would try to brainstorm some video ideas with a cup of cheap joe.

Did it work? Absolutely not.  I was completely distracted by EVERYTHING :D

I know.  Mucho productive.

 There was a small green bug on my bag.  I liked the contrast.

It's very BAM.  Look at me.  I'm a bug.

Yenno whatI mean?  .... ok, pro

These. Mother. Fuckers.

They were everywhere, outside of the resteraunt.

Kept distracting my from my work.

Tis all

-PK

Free coffee shifts always seem to pass by so slowly.  All day long, people are hounding my ass, asking where their coffee is.

Customers:  WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T I GOTTEN MY COFFE YET?!? AKJHGKJAH

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 What I want to say -

What I actually say:  Sorry, just hang on a moment ... 

 

It's JUST coffee.

 It's as though some customer have an agenda to fulfill:

 Be as bat shit crazy as possible in public.

During break time -

But when I finally get off work -

BYE, BITCHES!

And, that my friends, is free coffee week in a nut shell.

-pk

 

 

I went to Rogue for my friends birthday.

She insisted that I get a drink with her for her b-day

Note:  I do NOT usually drink 

(nor do I do drugs.  People usually ask me)

Why the hell would somebody name a beverage "Cougar Juice"

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that's disgusting

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so, I drank it LOL

I shared food with my bestie

 The food was way overpriced for my Chinese cheapo standards

 My friend ordered the burger, and I got the

lobster mac and cheese

 $18 for mac and cheese :'(
I cri evrytiem

The mandatory group photo

We headed over to a karaoke place afterwards,

and then we went for drinks at McDonald's.

We played 

That "Dirty" (Blank)ing Card Game

the best game ever, if you have the same humor as a 13 year old

Got back home at 2am, and woke up late orz

Happy Birthday, girl

-pk

Holy crap.  Why is it so hard for some people to simply answer 

"Yes" or "No"

Fundamentally, it seems like one of the easiest types of question to answer.

Literally, only a once syllable response!

How do so many people fuck it up?!

When people start explaining themselves rather than telling me their answer,

I feel like the duration of my  

life is being depleted

on some 

bullshit, insignificant, irrelevant answer.

 

Maybe that sounds a bit extreme.

But, if I wanted to hear your elaborate excuse of an explaination,

I would have asked for it :/

I shouldn't have to prompt somebody to

respond to me with either "yes" or "no",

but maybe that's the only way to get a direct response GAAAH ;____;

SUCK MY DIDDLY

-pk

I'm gonna start actually making this more of a 

daily blog.  I'm not going to school during summer,

so what the fuck else am I gonna do :(

 

In case the penis tomato struck your curiosity, here is a picture :B

I also got a new compact camera.

The Canon S110 in white.

Ideally, I would have gotten this in black, but w/e

BECAUSE INSIDE, WE'RE ALL THE SAME

#NoRacism

jks

I haven't actually tested out taking any pictures with it yet,

but it takes great camwhore shots ✌️

Also, the continuous autofocus on video function on

this small beauty is a beast.  Really appreciate the continuous autofocus

and the low light ability on my new compact cam.

I know the S130 is out, but I don't want to waste all my bank T____T

Random findings around town

 Just. Look.

His hat is freaking massive!

I was speed walking home on a rainy day (no umbrella, of course), and caught sight of this gentleman

in his ridiculously large hat.

Looks dumb, but in that moment, I wanted it :(

 On a less rainy day, I was biking around and accidentally took these snaps.

 I have an increased appreciation for the blue sky

after experiencing the horror that was Beijing.

Beijing air = Lung cancer

That, kids, is science. 

And a random snap of a old lookin' red car.

Ok, bye.

-pk

I don't want them.

I don't want them.

I don't want them.

I don't want them.

I don't want them.

I don't want them.

I don't want them.

I don't want them.

I don't want them.

Kids.

I find it so strange that some people would VOLUNTARILY submit 

themselves to the horrors of child birth. 

AND THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING! As if having your lady bits stretched out wasn't enough, then follows the endless nights without sleep.

The crying, the shitting, the agony. 

I don't care how cute babies look when they're in neutral.

Once the motors start churning tears out, I'm out.

Absolutely can't stand the sound of babies crying.

It literally gives me an anxiety rash.

I sit there in frustration unable to shut of the source of the heinous sound

"Oh, come on!  You were a baby once, too."

Might be what some of you are thinking now.

And you would be right.  HOWEVER, that was not by choice,

and it does not make me hate babies/kids any less.

Some people also argue that 

kids an take care of their parents when they are seniors.

Screw. That.

Plan A:

When I'm old and decrepit, and unable to take care of myself,

I'll just move to somewhere that support euthanasia, and be like

"Bye mothafuckas"

I don't want anybody helping me wipe my ass.

 

"Maybe it's just financial support"

Please see Plan A B|

Kids?  I don't need none of that!

-pk

Ello my nibbletsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssz

Here's what happens when you give me a screwdriver and a few cheaply made eBay China cellphone parts.  In case I didn't make it clear enough in my video:

I don't know jack shit 

about phone repair

Here's what happened to my phone:

You know when you hold a pee...

 

And when you finally sit down to piss,

it's like a raging storm exits your body.

Well, I didn't piss on my phone.

but mother nature fucking did.

I just got off the Ching Chong version of a Grey Hound, and it was

rain was pissing from the sky.  

God, just hang a hose over my head, why doncha :/

It's not that I haven't seen rain (I live in a rainy ass city)

I've just never had to walk through such heavy rain.

 Despite my lack of knowledge, I decided to stick my dick 

in Shelly, and see what I could do.

I half succeeded

I basically just followed a YouTube tutorial.

 Thank god it was YouTube, and not Pinterest, otherwise

this would have been a complete fail.

It works, but poorly. It takes a FULL day to charge my damn phone. Faulty parts!

Lesson: Don't buy ratchet parts sent from China.  

Shit, the flex cable was sent in

a fucking zip lock bag that was lodged into a yellow bubble wrap lined parcel envelope.

It easily could have been bent the wrong way in post = =

It's prom season!  

While most of you high school seniors are probably super excited about the big day, I would suggest that you calm the fuck down and lower your expectations.  Chances are, 9/10, prom will not meet your fairy tale expectations.  So, I'm doing you a favour by bursting your bubble now.  You're welcome :)

 

That's about to be your dream of prom ^  Brace yo self

Prom isn't all picture perfect like you see in the theatres.  That beautiful slow dance?  Chances are, YOU WON'T HAVE IT WITH PRINCE CHARMING

Planning on doing the boom jiggity jiggity with your prom date?

If it's just for the sake of doing it, I beg, please don't.

Just don't don't don't - that's stupid.

Maybe this is more of an American thing, but there are so many stories about teens  

doin' the dirty on prom night.  I live in a pretty Asian dense area, so most of the kids I went to school seemed pretty conservative .... well, as far as I could see. 

I didn't necesarily hang out with the people you would label as being the "cool kids"

Some might call me a....

I mean, no, I'm super cool :)

There are plenty of cute promposal videos floating around on the internet, but that 

doesn't guarantee that you will be on the recieving end 

of one of these choreographed proposals.

Gotta hand it to you dudes, though. Setting up this shit

looks this a flat out bitch and a half.

Like for that second one, how the hell do you get everybody to practice without havingthe girl know?

You just tell her that everybody in the school is practicing for some dance competition?

A lot of people might be wondering:

How do you know so much about your prom?  You didn't go.

My friends filled me in.

Instead of going to prom, I decided to meet up with my friends

after the event.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HIS SHITTY VENUE

JEWEL BALLROOM CAN SUCK MY LADY DICK

My friend and I had to hardest time finding that damn

place, because whoever designed their website
fucked up

On the bottom of their website, they have their address.  

 That's to be expected

HOWEVER

when you CLICK on the link to launch google maps...

I know you're all smart people, so I'll let you spot the difference on your own.

Lemme tell you, it was a cold night, I spent the longest damn time
to find that shack.

I've personally emailed those fuckers at the ballroom to fix it, and that was a year ago.
Guess what they haven't fixed yet.

Hey, Jewel Ballroom

Should you go to prom, hope you have a good time.
Just keep your bits clean ;)

-pk

This time, I rant about a certain problem I have with working at a fast food chain:  
Extra sauce

Generally speaking, work itself isn't that bad. It's the customers with emotionally low EQ that put my day in the shitter.  Like I mentioned in the video, my boss has instructed us burger servers to charge customer who request for extra sauce.  Sometimes I get so much shit for just doing my job.

BOSS: Make sure we're enforcing the new policy.  

$0.10 for extra sauce.

ME: "Yeah, man. I can do this, no problem."

Little did I know, the people would not take kindly to the new policy.

They would not take kindly to it at all :(

I usually work in the drive-thru
Let me give you a brief run down on how our particular drive thru is set up

As seem in my beautiful diagram, it is clear drive your fat ass through the various station to get your grub.

During the course of any given shift, at least one person asks for extra sauce at the second window.


 When I tell people it'll be $0.10 for the sauce, they get all ...

In my head: "You're excused"

"Yeah, I just like asking people for $0.10 on the occasion"

BUT I ONLY HAVE CREDIT/DEBIT CARD

I hear this one a lot, and I believe them. But that isn't gonna stop me from charging guests on the pin pad. We've got pin pads covering every inch of this joint!  

Only got card?  Oh, I'll let you use card!

The customers are all...

Of course, before they leave, they ask for my name, because they're going to "report me to the head office". I'm soooooo sorry I'm doing my fucking job. You just paid $10 to get fat, what's another ten fucking cents to get even more fat?

Get this, a lady told me this today:

"Are you serious?  We live in such a rich country, and you're charging for sauce?"

My goodness, lady. Do you hear yourself? If we live in such a wealthy nation, I'm sure you can afford to pass off a few dimes on the dollar to get sauce. If you think about it, you're paying to get another product. When you go to the supermarket and buy dry pasta, it doesn't come with a free can of pasta sauce.

Maybe I'm being biased, because I work for the company, but to all the customers out there, please stop taking your rage out on the middle man.

It's dumb, and changes nothing (except for the degree of joy in a minimum wage employee's day)






-PK