Monday, January 16, 2012

My eyes, they bleed.

Here I am, innocently browsing around craigslist for some sweet deals or pre-loved clothing, and I witness this ad for custom tees!  I've wanted to make a custom tee for a little while, but I've never been willing to dish out the cash.  If there's one thing I know about getting custom T's, it would be the fact that they are ridiculously expensive!  However, the ad showed that t shirts only costed $5.50/ea (I smell sweatshop labour in Cambodia~~~~~~~~ LOLOL!).  Anyhow, out of curiosity, I made the erroneous choice of viewing their website.  Prepare yourself, for what you are about to witness, is unworldly . . .


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unworldly hideous.





either the company designed this website on their own, 
or a certain web designer needs to get FIRED - they need to be fired ASAP.
You probably can't tell from the image I've posted above seeing as
how I have resized it, but their banner is PIXELATED = =
I'm gonna cry.  That web site is so ugly, I'm gonna cryyyyyyyyyy.

Speaking of web design, I should probably be working on my
project!  Because I, too, will also be creating a hideous website >D


- major tired. Totes need some tingle touching sleep orz.
Conflicted 'CAUSE I NEED TO DO WORK (ALTHOUGH I'M PROCRASTINATING)
NIGHT NIGHT
-PK

Sunday, January 15, 2012

God, he was gorgeous!

IT SNOWED TODAY HAHAH!  I'm clearly getting old, because I'm not major excited about it.  Sure, it makes the somber winter scenery brighten with a silent liveliness, but it also distracts from my fast paced walking. 

Anyhow, my manager briefly hinted promoting me.  MORE MONAAAAAAAAAAAY.  Of course, that;s assuming she decides that I have "what they are looking for", and that I will comply with doing extra work for a diminutive increase in my pay. 

Before anybody points out that I'm using overly pretentious wording, I'M PRACTISING FOR MY UPCOMING EXAM!  My English teacher has emphasized the fact that the majority of teens, or even adults for that matter, have a very restricted vocabulary. 

Besides the point!  I SAW THE MOST LOVELY BOY ON THURSDAY.  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

I felt rather ashamed, because that day, like most days, I was dressed like crap!  I can't find myself time in the recent mornings to get properly dressed.  Anyhow, the boy wore a cropped black pea coat, with pair of cranberry red, straight cut jeans, and a pair of chestnut loafers. He was carrying a khaki coloured cross body canvas bag.  He had lovely face too!  If it were socially acceptable, I would have stared at his dainty features a much more extensive period of time!  He looked like a pretty little boy from England HAHAHA! 

ok, super tired now ): g'night

- LA PK

Sunday, January 1, 2012

2012 DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN

Hiya, how goes the night?
So sad, man!  Half a year has passes, and I still don't have my L LOLOLOLOL
I feel like all of my friends already have their's, and I haven't done shit.  I should probably just
get it done with, because we all need another hazard on the roads >D
Winter break is almost over, and I haven't updated my YT or my Blogger ;_____;
And what have I been doing over the past two weeks?

 I've been goofing around with my "pet dog".  Can you see her crazy hair?  It's tangled and messy,
I just don't get how she sleeps.  >A<;;
She goes "Ya ya ya ya ya ya" really often, and it kinda sounds like a
Vietnamese woman talking PFFFFFFT

I went to this shoe sale in down town, but I didn't really find any SUPER cheap shoes.
That shoe up there looked both ugly and interesting at the same time . . .
Looked kinda rad, but I've decided that I never want to dish out more than
$50 bucks for a pair of shoes
These shoes or so craaaaazy.  I would probably never wear these, but I thought
they looked pretty rad, so I took a picture >D
I actually spotted one pair of shoes that I liked, and it was a pair of deep royal purple
suede wedges ;________:  They looked so nice, but I think they were defective or something.
because I didn't end up buying them in the end.

I went to the mall the other day with Sally, since we haven't hung out since summer time.
We raided the sale section at Shoppers Drugmart, and we saw the Kinder Surprises >D
I haven't had one in a long ass time, so I was excited to have one again.
I chew through it for the toy, and you know what I freakin' got?
 

A paper fish = =  I want my money back. 
It was such a crap toy, I just left it in the mall LOL  Luckily, I only bought one,
My buddy Sally on the other hand managed to buy four HAAHHAAHHAHA SO SAD!
She seemed really tired that day though ):  She slept so late (probably around 5am).
Sally seemed to have a lot more to share about her life than I did LOL!  Her life seems so drama
filled.  Mind you, I think she could do without some of it.  There's this girl at
school who ticks her off a lot, who I think she should just cut ties with.
If I rememeber correctly, she broke up with her new boyfriend in the past month 10 times.
I hope that is an exaggeration on her part, because 10 times is a LOT.  Apparently everytime
she tries to breakup with the boy, he starts crying = =
Yenno what's the funny part.  A few years back, she was telling me
how creepy this guy was.  I guess we all have a change of heart, eh?
I had some stuff that I wanted to get off my chest too, but I didn't want to go
to in depth.  Maybe I should call kids help phone or something.
(FYI,my parents are NOT abusing me >D )
I gave her a very general depiction of how I felt.
"Don't you hate it when the guy you like is always
saying how he finds some other girl attractive."
"Oh my gosh, yeah!  What's worse is when that girl is your friend
Do you want to talk to me about it."
"...No."
 
I thought about it the next day, and began to cry just before falling asleep.
If it was anybody else, I wouldn't cry about it, but they're my friend.
I need to find strangers that I will never meet again so I can vent so hard.
The following day, I raided Ash's house, and played Smash Bros, and Mario Cart (which, by the way, I both suck at).  Serena came too, but she only stayed for 45 minutes = =
Thing just never go according to plan.  I'm betting my money in hopes that Serena never ever ever never forever never ever reads my blog.

Original Plan
Alright, from Ash and my understanding, Serena likes this guy she
met during the Summer, and he likes her too. I have no idea how much truth there is in that
statement, but let's go with it for the sake of this story.  Ash had secretly invited that guy to
join us to hang out, AND THEN THE PASSION WOULD BLOSSOM HAHAHAHHAH

What Actually Happened
Serena could only stay for 45 minutes because she was scheduled for work that day.  OF ALL DAYS,
YOU MCDONALD MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU HAD TO MAKE THIS CHICK BUSY ON THE
DAY THAT FUCKING MATTERED?!  WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU KIDS????????????
Anyhow, he found out, and decided not to come because it would be "awkward"
seeing as how he only feels close with Serena.  MISSION FAILED

Nothing we could do about that!  After Sern left, Ash and I watched Hoshi wo Ou Kodomo.
It was pretty, and I liked the soundtrack, but I felt that it was
very inconclusive.  I suggest you watch it if you are looking for some eye candy!
OKAY! HAPPY NEW YEAR (y)

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas/Holidays/Whatever it is that you'll be doing



Sorry, I've been going crazy lately!  Enjoy this cover version of my favourite Christmas jam >D
Hope you all have a good one!  I have to go to work yet again this week (That's right, on xmas day!)

kay
Time to get money
get paper
get girls all different flavours AHAHHAHAAHHAA jokes jokes.
Gotta go make cheeseburgers now.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Awful

I had a bad dream the night before that my sister had died.  I woke up crying.

On a more typical, angry note.  I bloody hate my 三婆 so fucking much.  God damn, I hate that woman with a deep passion.  My first impression of her was so bloody bad.When I first saw her, she asked me why my teeth were so yellow... are you fucking serious?  Hello to you too?  I fucking hate FOB ass Chinese immigrants.  Call me ignorant, racist, dumb.  I don't give a flaming fuck.  I hate those stupid Chinese motherfuckers.  Yes, Canada is all about multiculturalism, but I just can't relate to those dumb fucks!!!  ARGH!  I'm just venting right now. 

My view of Chinese immigrants basically just mirrors what my relatives feel about me.  So everything I'm saying right now is super mutual.

What my 三婆 probably things about me:

  • she's stupid
  • can't take care of herself
  • rude
  • spoiled
  • can't speak Chinese = super stupid

What I think about her:
  • She's cheap
  • she's too fucking loud
  • she's spoiled
  • she's just terrible

I'm not pulling this shit out of my ass.  She is definitely cheap.  My 三婆 has this habit of inviting people to go out for meals, but surprise, surprise!  SHE NEVER PAYS THE BILL, AND THAT'S WHY SHE'LL INVITE YOU!  I understand that she's fresh off the boat, but c'mon!  Mooching off others on a daily? Since she's from China, she instantly speaks at max volume at every occasion.  Because of this, I hide in my room whenever she's over.  I have the option of blowing out my eardrums by having her yell at my face, or listening to my favourite music.  The decision is easy!  Don't get me started on how loud and stuck up this woman is.  When she first arrived to Canada, my parents offered her furniture, food, and other necessities.  You know what she said?  She said she didn't want old stuff >___>  and she threw it out.  Grandma, if you don't fucking want it, don't take.  At least that way, we can donate it and make good use of it.  I hate her with all my being.

Yesterday, my mom dragged me to Futureshop with 三婆 to help pick out a new camera.  I really don't know much about cameras, so I didn't even want to go.  They wanted to ask me to help translate, but they almost always have Chinese employees there, which would have made my being there pointless anyhow.  I also had work that day, and I really didn't want to be out.  Did I mention they were buying this cam for somebody in CHINA?  They could probably buy the same cameras in China = =  At least that way in has Chinese interface.  The worst fucking part is that the very next day, she wanted to return it.  My mom HAD to go back with her.  god...................................... please take my 三婆's life in the coming years.  That's probably terrible, but I hate my family.  Maybe I should just die, that was I don't have to deal with ANYTHING orz

excuse my angst, I have to go to work.

Friday, December 2, 2011

I have 10 more minutes in class LOLOLOLOL

I feel so sick right now.  My stomach is killing me!  I have to go to this stupid safety meeting for work after school today... Not to say that safety is stupid, but I don't want to go to a training session = =  I feel so tired after what happened yesterday.  I'll be posting a vLog about that when I get home.  My goal is to post two videos up a week.  One casual normal vLog, and one raging rant HUR HUR HUR.  I will try my best to do this, but we all know it won't last long.  Am I right? ANYHOW, I can't say I remember my main purpose of starting up this entry orz 

I want to get a credit card ( talk about off topic)!  I was using a prepaid gift card on my PayPal account so that I could do instant transfers, but the card expired, and I can't use it anymore = =  I'll just use my mom's card so that I can do instant transfers again >D  I won't use her money though, I'M A GOOD CHILD.  I need to stop saying that LOLz  Did I mention that the weather is gorgeous today?  Well, it is.  Blue skies as far as the eye can see.  It's chilly, but it's definitely better that that cloudy crap we've been getting in recent weeks.  I kinda feel like going for a jog, but my back hurts SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much from yesterday.  Not to mention my aching knees, and raging stomach.  Perhaps it would be best to just head home a lay down.  I don't really want to feel anymore tired than I already do QQ  

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Super busy day

UGH, hated today.  I'll fill you all in tomorrow with a casual vlog D:

AND QQ didn't get sub 1000.  UGH  gonna have to make it up tmr.
Oh yeah, why do all you Brits get the good television programing!?